it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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