You're so nebulous sometimes
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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