From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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