just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I cut my penus on the lid.
birth control should be required to get into college
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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