Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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