I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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