i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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