I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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