walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
As shirtless as possible
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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