did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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