Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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