Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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