Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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