Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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