She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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