Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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