I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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