you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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