More tranny stories later!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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