could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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