Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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