no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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