Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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