how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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