idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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