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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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