Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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