If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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