I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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