Kiss
Puke
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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