? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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