For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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