So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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