Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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