you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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