it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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