dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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