your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
third nipple confirmed
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.