Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.