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(419): View more from Ohio

your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy

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(734): View more from Michigan

TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny

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(775): View more from Nevada

Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship

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(713): View more from Texas

well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

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