Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.