ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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