Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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