she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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