i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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