This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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