he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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