My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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