haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
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I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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