The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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