yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
So much rum. So many feels.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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