nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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