Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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