he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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