dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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