Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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