i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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